⚠ WARNING⚠

Story could contain echoes of yourself.

"Listen carefully, I shall say this only once...

Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight...?"

"Oops, sorry... that was Batman!"

"Have you ever done communal living or shared a house or flat then...?"

"Good. Then you'll know exactly where we're coming from!"

• Q: What do you get if you have eight people and a dog living over a derelict pub and a landlord who doesn't care...?

• A: Mayhem! Everyday life is at its worst and best.

After college and university, they never imagined they'd be living with complete strangers again either...

Come and take a 'behind-the-scenes' dip into a funtastic world of honest, working-class communal life in London's vibrant and colorful east end.

A story of friendships and real life.

Ritchie, Monica, Dan, Scarlett, Eve, Safeer, Matt and Diane.

And Rufus (woof)

• Quirks and imperfections...

• Moods and emotions...

• Realities and dramas...

• Hopes and fears.

A story tinged with all the characteristics that make us human.

Things that bring them together as one.

"If the Seven Stars was mine,

I'd turn the place around.

Upside down and inside out...

Make it something to be proud of!"

A melancholy mission of co-habitation and fun!
A reflective, medium-paced slice-of-life story for readers who appreciate a character-driven exploration of working-class communal living, blending a moody atmosphere with the chaotic beauty of human imperfection and the shared pursuit of finding a place to belong.